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Old Sep 26, 2005, 07:06 PM // 19:06   #161
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Went into the lavoratory in the airplane and flushed himself outside. While falling, the only thing he was thinking about was, "DAMN!, Why...
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Old Sep 26, 2005, 07:07 PM // 19:07   #162
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Old Sep 26, 2005, 07:09 PM // 19:09   #163
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Old Sep 26, 2005, 07:11 PM // 19:11   #164
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Old Sep 26, 2005, 07:14 PM // 19:14   #165
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Was eating raw chicken out of a urinal in Uruguay.
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Old Sep 26, 2005, 07:32 PM // 19:32   #166
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Old Sep 26, 2005, 07:37 PM // 19:37   #167
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Old Sep 26, 2005, 07:37 PM // 19:37   #168
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Old Sep 26, 2005, 07:38 PM // 19:38   #169
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Old Sep 26, 2005, 07:40 PM // 19:40   #170
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Old Sep 26, 2005, 07:51 PM // 19:51   #171
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Old Sep 27, 2005, 12:39 PM // 12:39   #172
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Old Sep 27, 2005, 07:41 PM // 19:41   #173
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Old Sep 27, 2005, 09:57 PM // 21:57   #174
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Old Sep 28, 2005, 01:00 AM // 01:00   #175
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